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Drunken kim jongun reduces his military leaders to tears


pstrongKIM Jong-un is not a happy drunk./strong/ppThe ruthless North Korean dictator overindulged on spirits this September when he ordered several top military vets to write apology and self-criticism letters, according to a Japanese media report./ppThat none of you were able to produce not even one military satellite is a misconduct that is commensurate to treason, the sauced despot allegedly told his countrys top military brass during an all-night reprimand./ppBut the next morning, the tyrant was no longer inebriated and asked why the elderly officials were at his villa, apparently having no memory of his tanked-up tirade, UPI reported./ppWhy are you gathered here? Kim allegedly said, adding: Be careful about your health because you are all old./ppWith that, the military men began crying a reaction which pleased Kim, according to the account of the strange session./ppThey were relieved because they thought they were going to be purged, a source told Tokyo Shimbun. Everyone is showing loyalty out of fear of being executed and no one dares speak against Kim./ppUnder Kim Jong-un, who rose to power following his fathers death in 2011, North Korea has seen steady progress in its nuclear and missile programs, including two nuclear tests this year./ppNorth Korea is now fully equipped with nuclear attack capability, Kim announced proudly after the August launch of a submarine-launched missile./ppHe was exaggerating, but the strings of tests indicate that North Korea may have medium-range missiles capable of striking American military bases in the Pacific in the next couple years, experts say./ppSome analysts have said they believe Pyongyang may be able to hit the western United States as early as 2020./ppSouth Korean defence officials say North Korea doesnt yet have such a weapon, but some civilian experts have said they believe the North has the technology to mount warheads on shorter-range Rodong and Scud missiles that can strike South Korea and Japan./ppI think that theyre struggling with getting the (intercontinental ballistic missile) program up and operational, US General Vincent Brooks, the head of US forces in Korea, said in Senate hearings earlier this year./ppBut over time, I believe were going to see them acquire these capabilities if theyre not stopped./ppiThe Associated Press contributed to this report./i/ppiThis report was first published by Fox News and has been republished here with permission./i/ppdiv class="video-module"div vms-embedcode="A1Ym1sMTE6PQf9CB8hh8BmZ-VJ7MsIpV" class="vms module"div class="module-header vms-header"h3 class="heading"North Korea Raises Nuclear Rhetoricspan class="time"1:17/span/h3/divdiv class="module-content"div class="poster"img src="this site" alt=""/divdiv tabindex="-1" class="description"pNorth Korean leader Kim Jong Un said his country's nuclear weapons should be available for use at any time, according to state media. Photo: Getty Images/p

How should you feel about the budget




WHEN you open up a Budget you want to see something that will help Australia. You want to see a Budget that is fair, one that is smart and bold.

So, you want to know how you should feel about this Budget? You should feel suspicious.

Its a jobs and growth budget that leaves the unemployment rate more or less untouched.

Its all about the government spending less, while spending actually goes up.

Its a budget that has some very good things in it But it also has some things that make you go hmmmm.

BOB A JOB. IF YOU CAN FIND ONE

The 2016-17 Budget comes with four brochures explaining it. Each one has the words JOBS & GROWTH stamped on the front in big capital letters.

So youd expect the forecasts in the Budget to show an employment miracle. A big nine-to-five festival for all of us. The reality is rather different.

Unemployment is basically flatlining. Unemployment is now 5.7 per cent (seasonally adjusted, according to the most recent data). This Budget forecasts that number to fall slightly to 5.5 per cent next year (hurray!) and then stop falling so its 5.5 per cent in the year after (hrmph!).

And jobs growth is actually forecast to be slower in the future than it is now. It goes from 2 per cent growth this year to 1.75 per cent in the Budget years.

So the 0.2 percentage point improvement in the unemployment rate is all we get to last for the next two years, apparently. So is all that jobs talk worth it? Im suspicious.

LIVING WITHIN OUR MEANS. (BUT MEANS DOESNT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS)

The suspicious-est (not a word but it should be) part of this Budget is the way the government just keeps on taking more money from the economy. Right now it is taking just under 24 per cent of GDP each year.

But in a few years that will have risen to over 25 per cent. An extra $90 billion a year.

Thats fine. Its probably very smart. But that fact is confusing if you try to think about it and listen to the Treasurer at the same time.

He keeps talking about how Australia should keep spending under control. He talks about leaving money in your pocket, instead of taking it for the governments pocket. He keeps talking about living within our means.

Then he sits back to watch the governments means increase so we can live within them. Its a clever trick. See how the blue line (receipts, i.e. mainly tax) is expected to rise above its long-term average?

GOOD AND BAD IDEAS

This Budget has some moments that look a bit dubious. But it also contains some fine, upstanding, young ideas I really should mention.

Shout-outs to removing tax breaks on the wealthiest peoples superannuation. And kudos for making multinational companies pay billions more in tax.

But even as it takes these commendable steps, the Budget is leaning ever harder on cigarette smokers to fund the government and is trying to get everyone to focus on a jobs program for young people that is smaller and cheaper than Work for the Dole. Which it very quietly slashed.

So, the Budget is a mix of great ideas and things that look more like cheap magic tricks. Are the good parts enough to turn round the economy where it matters to the rest of us? On that, youre within your rights to go: hmmm.

Jason Murphy is an economist. He publishes the blog Thomas The Think Engine. Follow him on Twitter @jasemurphy.

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